This bloke with a blog (I think he’s called Guy?) posted all these questions. Being bored and annoyed with the DMV, and wanting to do more community stuff, I decided to go ahead and answer them all.
Here we go;
What would you name your boat if you had one?
I think I would call it The Tinytanic
Ok, ok, the Internet has finally broken – what or who is responsible?
Which fictional cartoon character would be the most BORING to meet in real life?
Have you seen the Trump cartoon? Me neither, but I know it exists because I see commercials for it. Anyway, there are a LOT of cartoons out there and a LOT of characters. I’ll have to come back to this…
Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla icecream?
Vanilla. I like Sweet Cream better but Vanilla will do fine. It doesn’t overwhelm all the other stuff you put in it, like caramel and fudge.
Best purchase you have ever made?
This laptop, probably. It’s been very useful and has made this blog possible.
Worst purchase you have ever made?
Virtual money in GTAV. Frikking pointless and I regret it every time.
Why to both?
I ‘splained that in the answers above.
10 seconds to decide quickly … what body part could you afford to lose ?
How did you choose that???
Its only purpose is to kill.
Who is the messiest person you know?
A lot of people I know read this blog… are you trying to start fights?
Who is the clumsiest person you know?
“Thinking out of the box” is the worst or the best quote society uses?
Neither. It is, simply, A quote that society uses and can be good or bad depending upon context.
Trying to come up with a new theme for your website? Good.
Trying to convince someone to date you? Bad.
Trying to find an alternate way to bury Uncle Larry? Hilarious.
Odd or even socks or evenly odd?
You have three wishes – what are they?
Immortality, Shape Shifting, and Infinite Wealth.
Age old question – the zombies are coming, what is your choice weapon for survival?
Fast zombies or slow zombies? Fr the standard slow zombie, you can’t go wrong with a good blade; like a heavy machete or a hand ax. For faster zombies, a blade might be too slow to fend off a swarm; guns with a large supply of ammo would be better, but only if you’re a half decent shot.
In both situations, the BEST weapon is stealth and intelligence. Avoid them as best you can.
Right, the hard question … you must walk 5 miles southeast, and 9 miles north, 3 miles east, 2 miles west wearing one sneaker on your left foot and a high heel on your right foot, after travelling for 26 hours and 7 minutes what colour were the blue socks you were wearing once you hit the 7th hour?
But more importantly how many miles did you walk the previous day?
Yesterday I walked, maybe, 8 miles.
I’m not sure if you want to know how far away I would be from my original starting point if I walked that path, or how far I actually walked?… It doesn’t matter because in both cases the answer is; eaten by zombies.
Thank you for reading! Hope my answers were sufficient to keep you entertained. Please, go check out A Guy Called Bloke, who posted the original questions. They’ve got a pretty chill blog over there.